The Ballad of Fiery and Water

Metaphors

are

exempt

from

censorship.

This

is what you call

(C)literature.

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Chapter 0.54 - The Ballad of Fiery and Water

Fiery: But i don't want to read your blog. I don't want to indulge you

Water: Why do you refuse to read my blog?

Fiery: It's like you asking me to give you head. I don't like giving head. At all.

Water: I ate your cunt!

Fiery: I never asked you to.

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Yes. You are black. Tick-tock, tick-tock.

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Q: What do you call a relationship that's devoid of affection and passion?

A: _____________

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I deserve more, way more than just another Band Aid relationship.